Extremely strategic and well-thought-out! Obviously, it worked!

Let me try my hand at what I would have said:

Big Brother Production: “Eichy, why do you want to be on Big Brother?”

My answer: "I've been an oddball for my entire life, and it's lonely. I want to meet other oddballs."

Big Brother Production: “Are you a Republican or a Democrat?”

My answer: “Liberals tell me I'm too conservative, and conservatives tell me I'm too liberal. Draw your own conclusions.”