Mmm-hmm. Now who's "tone-policing"? You're whining that I didn't center YOUR worldview and YOUR outlook on life within MY article in the way YOU would have preferred.

My gal, if you're only looking for people to echo your own predetermined notions about what complete strangers have/haven't been through during their lives...well, that's a cold, fruitless road you've got ahead of you, and I don't care to walk it with you.