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I remember one time, about 8-10 years ago, I was heading to get dressed after using the showers in the men's locker room at L.A. Fitness. Me and some other random dude who'd selected lockers that happened to end up next to each other were both toweling off after our showers around the same time. At one point, we were both standing next to each other, fully exposed -- and there were some teenaged boys (fully clothed) standing across from us -- presumably waiting for friends or whoever to finish up -- gaping almost in awe and/or disbelief at our full-frontal nudity. I found it hilarious; I'm assuming they were kids who'd been trained to change clothes hidden underneath their towels.