That's what my Dad would say to me, about being "a closet Republican."

Or what my self-identified progressive friends would say to me, about how I'm "a closet progressive" (ditto how I'm "a closet Democrat," according to partisan Democrats).

Isn't it funny...how people think your ideology is identical to theirs, whenever you agree on something...but the moment you disagree with them, suddenly, you've "been corrupted"...